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Gwyneth Paltrow RUINS Chris Martin's Plans For A Coldplay Dream House!

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It's official:

Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't want ANYONE in her family to get what they want!

She has almost ENTIRELY banned her children from eating gluten or carbohydrates, and now, she won't even let her husband Chris Martin buy his band a HOUSE!

According to sources, the Coldplay frontman recently went into escrow on a 6,000 square-foot, six-bedroom property in Brentwood, California, for a little below $4 million, with the idea being that he and his bandmates could live there and record new music! Apparently, the band even swung by and performed a mini-concert together to make sure the acoustics were what they were looking for!

And they WERE…until someone's very GOOP-tastic wife got herself involved, decided that the inspection report on the house was not up to par, and demanded that her husband CANCEL the deal!

YEESH!

So apparently, Gwyneth isn't ONLY an expert in child-rearing, nutrition, and spiritual wellness, she ALSO is a skilled ANALYST of property inspection reports!

But hey! Maybe she did actually save him some costly complications that could arise in the future!

Or MAYBE she's just quickly becoming a serious 'Yoko Factor' for Coldplay!

Only time will tell!

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19 comments to “Gwyneth Paltrow RUINS Chris Martin's Plans For A Coldplay Dream House!”



  1. 1

    Gwyneth ruins everything, westside moms that have everything always find something to bitch about…she should try smiling, it might help.

  2. shelly says – reply to this


    2

    Fuck you perez. do you know what a carb is you retard? shut your mouth about things you know nothing about (so, silence, get it). As annoying as she is, she's not pimping her kids out on a trashy gossip blog and then talking about how enlightened she is. You're a knob, your kid is going to be fucked, he's ugly. how does that make you feel you tard?



  3. 3

    For 4 million dollars, that inspection report better be perfect. I don't blame her at all.

  4. caravaggio_the_wiser says – reply to this


    4

    She's a real estate appraiser AND an Astronaut! New GOOP! is a floor wax AND a desert topping!

  5. Bella says – reply to this


    5

    This marriage isn't going to last. She is annoying and too righteous

  6. shanghai says – reply to this


    6

    Sounds a sensible person to me taking care her kids are healthy and the husband does not blow his money on unimportant things like a house for the band.



  7. 7

    tbh i don't know how he's put up with lil miss perfect this long. being on the road helps i'm sure. she's sooooo full of herself.



  8. 8

    Re: GravitysAngel – No kidding. Maybe Chris and his band said, 'thank you, Gwyneth for pointing out a problem that could result in a huge hassle'.

  9. barrymutz@hotmail.com says – reply to this


    9

    'Goop', or 'Crap', or WHATEVER the HELL her nickname is, has control issues…father likely seduced her when she was 13 …..mother looked the other way. She needs MAJOR therapy, as will those kids of hers …..

  10. ed says – reply to this


    10

    While would he want to buy a house if he was going to live there for a while? Sounds like someone is trying to run away from GOOP.

  11. Faybabyxoxo says – reply to this


    11

    UH….
    WHY DO A BUNCH OF DUDES NEED A 4 MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE?! That's a lil' ridic…
    and he's married…he should live with his family….why can't they just buy a normal house to "record music" in…aka..man cave….

    must be trouble in PARADISE! ha…

  12. trisha says – reply to this


    12

    That women is insufferable. Chris is miserable. The children are unhappy. the only time Chris ever smiles is when he is away from her. I actually am a real estate professional and it is not at all unusual to not pass inspections - that is why they are done and then adhered to. That man is way to good for Miss Know it all and oh they have been living apart for the past 8 years BTW. She is the only celeb I loathe, and I know those who know her and she is a miserable, rude laughingstock.



  13. 13

    Slightly off topic, but usually when Ive seen pictures of Chris or Gwyneth out with the kids their (the kids) faces are blurred, which is awesome I think. I think its always been in the British press but I wonder how they mamaged that and why not here too. I think it would be a great choice for all celebrity parents.

  14. kandycane says – reply to this


    14

    1St CHRIS MARTIN IS CRAZY LIKE HER. that's why i hate his music bc he's a no it all like her. 2) People don't die from having a carb every now and then. 3) her kids will be fat when older because she deprived them so early… A time when they can eat that kind of food. GWEN SEEMS SLOW MAYBE AUTISTIC, SO IM NOT BASHING HER

  15. kandycane says – reply to this


    15

    Look guys, something wrong with a guy that finds her sexy. She is autistic with a mans voice. I would hate to hear her voice in the bedroom

  16. B'Dalia says – reply to this


    16

    'Ohhh Chris….Oh Chris…get that filthy thing away from me!' LOL !



  17. 17

    Re: shelly – You're mentally ill, Shelly.



  18. 18

    I think their divorce might be one of the best kept secrets. It was reported about a year ago that they were living separately in London, now a new house in LA, something's not right here.

  19. Boris says – reply to this


    19

    Inspection reports are the deal breaker….she knew what she was doing….very smart!!