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Taylor Swift Was Almost IMPALED By Ed Sheeran's Sword! Find Out WTF Happened HERE!

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We know, we know!

We totally set that one up to sound much dirtier than it actually is!

Sorry, folks! Ed Sheeran is STILL not romantically involved with Taylor Swift, despite how flattered he is by the rumors!

And something tells us after this whole ordeal, she's probably a little weary of getting ANYWHERE too close to him…so long as he's wielding a prop sword from the Lord of the Rings franchise, personally gifted to him by director Peter Jackson himself!

Confused yet?!

Allow the adorably ginger rocker explain himself how he accidentally took his tour-mate and musical collaborator out with his carry-on weapon while the pair shared a private flight to Nashville together recently (above)!

As he explains:

"It's like a real sword. I got it shipped over, shipped over to Omaha, so I was bringing it back to Nashville and I think [Taylor] and her crew were weirded out by it anyway. They were just like, 'Why does Ed have a sword?' As the plane started to take off, it was on the table and it went like this. The plane is kind of taking off and [the sword] started sliding down and I was like, 'No!' It was just about to impale Taylor."

YEESH! Talk about a close call!

But hey! All is well, and everyone was safe and sound, so that's good!

Might we suggest shipping any dangerous luggage next time though, boo?

That is NOT the kind of carry-on with which we'd be comfortable! Ha!

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9 comments to “Taylor Swift Was Almost IMPALED By Ed Sheeran's Sword! Find Out WTF Happened HERE!”

  1. dani says – reply to this


    1

    Love them both

  2. joca says – reply to this


    2

    poor Taylor. I bet she was very frightened

  3. ponte says – reply to this


    3

    thankfully everything ended well :)

  4. Fred1259 says – reply to this


    4

    Taylor is such a whore and cannot stand this fake bitch,

  5. Fred1259 says – reply to this


    5

    Taylor is now screwing poor Ed and he should run away from this bitch as soon as possible.

  6. sdksk says – reply to this


    6

    SO CLOSE

  7. dodgyend says – reply to this


    7

    Taylor Swift is so gorgeous and lovely. I`d hate if anything bad happened to her. You need to be more careful, Ed.

  8. Superabound says – reply to this


    8

    So God finally tries to destroy that demon whore, and some little Hobbitty British ginger defies his will and saves her from corporeal banishment? Wow, thanks a lot Frodo

  9. MB says – reply to this


    9

    I honestly think these two should date.

    They'd be good for each other. I think Ed's about the only modern pop artist I can't seem to disrespect.