This isn't a lame April Fool's Day stunt, Beliebers!
Justin Bieber was really BANNED from an Austrian nightclub!
Not long after the Germans stole his monkey, our golden boy took the partAAy to Vienna's Passage hoping to blow off steam!
They say his overzealous security team smashed up the cameras and cellphones of many club-goers and even roughed up several patrons!
Whoa! Thatz not okay!!
The situation got so bad, in fact, Passage's manager was forced to issue a public statement.
Joachim Bankel admitted:
“Justin Bieber is no longer welcome here.”
The Biebs can certainly take his business to other European hotspots, but the world is growing increasingly more distressed by his self-desctructive patterns of behavior!!
There is some silver lining, however — no one was spat on!!
UPDATE: A source close to The Biebs says the pop star never even stepped foot in that Austrian club!!
Phew!! We are totes relieved to file this story under fiction!
[Image via WENN.]