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Ke$ha Had 'Eyeball Sex' With Johnny Depp!!!

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kesha has eyeball sex with johnny depp

Even celebs have celebrity crushes!

And Ke$ha has the same one we do! And by we, we mean the rest of the entire world!

Gurl only has eyes for Johnny Depp- and the way she tells it, he had them for her right back! She says:

"Me and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy in Los Angeles.

We never really talked - we just had eyeball sex."

We hate to tell ya, gurl, but A LOT of people have had eyeball sex with Johnny Depp!

We mean, come on, we all had that poster of him playing piano in college!

Oh wait, does that mean by the transitive property, we've had eyeball sex with Ke$ha? Maybe we should go to the ophthalmologist just to be safe…

[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.]

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32 comments to “Ke$ha Had 'Eyeball Sex' With Johnny Depp!!!”



  1. 1

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  2. Lila says – reply to this


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    She is talking about the "Petty Fest"? well, if Johnny was having "eyeball sex" with her, maybe that explains why his relationship with Amber Heard didn't work, because Amber was present in that concert LOL

  3. austin taylor says – reply to this


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    i heard this new guy was drakes cousin,i dont believe it i think his name is elway or elway the great,he can rap tho not sure im curious if knows please let me know!!!



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    Poor Johnny Depp. Is Ke$ha certain that Johnny wasn't having eyeball sex with someone who was standing behind her? Maybe Johnny needs his eyeglasses prescription changed.

  5. Jay says – reply to this


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    Ha Ha! That gross bitch is dreaming!

  6. wendil says – reply to this


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    Re: austin taylor – What?…

  7. wendil says – reply to this


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    So funny…yeah,she wish!!

  8. Mai Ly says – reply to this


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    yeah i still have that poster on my wall…i thought i was the only one…

  9. Maria says – reply to this


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    Johnny said he likes to observe people. He likes people watching and trying to figure out how people tick. Um I think he was just watching what a nut job Kesha is. Have you seen those photos taken of Johnny and Kesha at the Kids Choice Awards? He didn't smile once with her. Yeah it's in her head.

  10. @v@ says – reply to this


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    He likes the ladies, and they like him. I believe it.

  11. Me says – reply to this


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    I'm sure he didn't had "eyeball" sex with anyone, he just looked to her, as he likes to look to every person around. And I'm sure he respect his girlfriend, everybody knows that Amber was there that night!

  12. lou says – reply to this


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    Amber never was his girlfriend…lol

  13. Me says – reply to this


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    Re: Lila – Did not work? So, why is she still carring his things? I'm pretty sure it is still working very well!

  14. NotOPbutI'minterested says – reply to this


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    Re: Me – Is she still carrying his things? really? I didn't know. I was in the part of the rumors about them been broken up

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    Re: Me – What things are you referring to? If they were a couple there are no signs they are anymore.

  16. Lila says – reply to this


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    Re: Me – Oh I was just talking about the rumors that they are over. but i don't know they may be fooling us again. i don't know. there aren't many news about them so i'm not sure what's going on. Do you know something? mind to share with us? ;)

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    Re: Lila – I really don't know anything but I have some suspicions because of the behavior of both. She continues wearing the same Navajo bracelets and hiding from the paparazzi. He continues to keep quiet about his personal life and always surrounded by bodyguards and agents. The rumor about them breaking up was because Amber is bisexual and was in Paris with a female pal while filming her new movie.
    No signs of a break up or a "heartbroken" Johnny Depp. He looks happy and healthy. I do not see a reason to believe they broke up.

  18. Maria says – reply to this


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    Re: Me – I personally don't think it was as serious as the press is projecting the relationship between Johnny and Amber. Did something happen? Yes I do think something was between them but I don't think Johnny would jump into a serious relationship so quickly regardless when him and Vanessa actually split. Do I think he was attracted to Amber of course she's a pretty girl but I don't think he was talking marriage and kids with her. If he didn't marry Vanessa he sure as hell wouldn't marry Amber so
    quickly. From his past relationships, Johnny has a pattern of falling hard and isn't shy about how he feels. If he this relationship was as serious as everyone is making it he certainly wouldn't have a problem saying so and also having her by his side.

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    Re: Maria – I don't know who was talking about marriage (wtf!) but just for the record. the first official appearence with Vanessa was when their daughter has at least 6 months born (sleepy hollow premiere). so I'm not sure about him as not shy with his feelings (as you said) or going around with his new girlfriend at his side-

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    Re: Clarice – I think what Maria is referring to is an article I'm not sure if it was the Sun or some other tabloid had "sources" saying that Johnny wanted to spend his life with Amber and get married and have babies with her which I think is bullshit. As for Vanessa yes he officially went public with her at the Sleepy Hollow premiere but they were already in the French tabloids before then when they first started dating and he had talked about her in interviews also. So yeah he doesn't deny who is dating.

  21. Me says – reply to this


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    Re: MariaRe: ClariceRe: Val – Marriage? I'm not talking about marriage, I did not say this word, I did not say that he is going to marry Amber! Tabloids said that (the same tabloids which said Amber had dumped Johnny for a girl), but who believes tabloids? I said they are dating, still together, but not going to marry (at least not for the moment). And I don't know how serious they are.
    Yes, Johnny doesn't deny a relashionship. He didn't deny about Amber. I think he is keeping this very quietly because of the millions of fingers pointed at them, judging them. So he's protecting her. And there are his kids too. I guess he thinks it's not the moment yet, they'll know when the right moment comes.
    With Vanessa, even though she was pregnant (and he couldn't deny it) he only appeared with her a year and a half after their first date.

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    Re: Me – how do you know that their still together do you know johnny and amber.you really need to stay out of johnnys life you know nothing about this supposed romance yeah youve seen pics and other things.but it doesnt man anything at all.if this was such and serious relationship with amber then his kids would of known by now so really hes not protecting them if they already know her and plus they would of made it public now like the rest of his relationships.you need to get off your high horse because really you know nothing.and plus johnny will be going to vegas on the 17th of april maybe he will take amber itll be an anniversary for the both of them pmsl.

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    Re: Me – you said that he didnt deny about amber but he didnt confirm it.it was the tabloids that said that their dating and the other bs.1 person said on here that when they were in creed some1 asked about his relationship with her and in his own words he said that shes been a very good friend to him he could of just ignored the question even she said while promoting rum diary that their friends.and you said hat they will be judged about this relationship well what you and evry1 else has said about this that johnny and van split in 2010 so really him and amber were in an relationship in 2011 or started to be so really both of them have been hiding about this relationship for 2 or 3 years.i think that they were dating but it wasnt serious at all it was just fucking she got the fame for being linked to johnny.

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    Re: Me – what moment comes for them to make it public i thought the moment was last year.it sounds to me your making your own little love story between them both haha but being serious now i dont believe johnny would go straight into an relationship so soon after the split with van and bring another woman into his kids lives i dont believe he will do that.and if they were dating why
    was amber still seeing her ex girlfriend last year i wouldnt think if youve split up with some1 that theyll be seeing exs wether sees a woman or man.

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    Re: Me – you said that hes protecting her the tabloids and the his fans were calling her a homewrecker who broke up a 14 year relationship if he was proctecting her and he was in an relationship with er wouldnt you think he would of said that she didnt split up a 14 year ralationship with 2 kids he.so he cant be protecting her if he hasnt defended her.

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    Why my last comment did not appear? I tried send it twice and it is not here.

  27. Maria says – reply to this


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    Re: Me – Weird. I would of liked to read your thoughts. Btw I never implied that you said they were getting married, I was referring to the tabloids.



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    He looks at this woman and she thinks he is eyeing her? LOL Everyone thinks the same thing she just should get in line with all the fans too since they think they have a special moment with him too. Now for the comments about Amber. That is a big LOL too. You would never guess who he is interested in and I will leave it at that but nice try but no cigar.

  29. Hmmmmmm oooookkkkk says – reply to this


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    Hmm now lets see - JD having "eyeball sex" with a lil well known skank who abuses AutoTune and has sex with ghosts in her spare time, annnnnd had even once claimed Mick Jagger was her dad…. Naaah, can't see it!

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    Re: Teenybits – How about: YOUNG, UNDERWEIGHT and rich

  31. Tz says – reply to this


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    Re: Me – I think the same as you.

  32. Lyn says – reply to this


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    Re: Me – You're right, I read the new Us Weekly rigth now (04/25). Johnny and Amber are still together and their love are stronger than ever, and he did something very romantic for her. <3