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Even celebs have celebrity crushes!
And Ke$ha has the same one we do! And by we, we mean the rest of the entire world!
Gurl only has eyes for Johnny Depp- and the way she tells it, he had them for her right back! She says:
"Me and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy in Los Angeles.
We never really talked - we just had eyeball sex."
We hate to tell ya, gurl, but A LOT of people have had eyeball sex with Johnny Depp!
We mean, come on, we all had that poster of him playing piano in college!
Oh wait, does that mean by the transitive property, we've had eyeball sex with Ke$ha? Maybe we should go to the ophthalmologist just to be safe…
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