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Lindsay Lohan’s Attorney Has Possible Rehabs Picked Out For Prosecutors To Review!

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lindsay lohan rehab list given to prosecutors

Are things really back on track??

It sounds like they just might be despite Lindsay Lohan being a leeeettle preoccupied.

Even though LiLo has been taking care of other incredibly important matters, her attorney has been taking care of that whole rehab sitch going on!

Yup, incompetent Mark Heller has stepped it up and already given prosecutors a list of possible rehabs for LiLo to check into once she returns from Brazil, films David Letterman and parties it up at Coachella.

A source revealed what Mark has been up to:

“Lindsay’s attorney, Mark Heller, gave a list of of potential rehabs to the Los Angeles City Attorney, Terry White, last week. The prosecutor will personally be calling the facilities to make sure that there is proper security, meaning someone that monitors the whereabouts at all times of the patients. The facility that ends up taking Lindsay needs to notify the Court immediately if she leaves the premises, or breaks any rules. The rehab will be fully vetted and researched by White. If Lindsay leaves early, or messes up, she will go straight to jail, no questions asked.”

Think any of these rehabs are located in Brazil??

Well, we suppose as long as it is one of those mystical, magical lockdown rehabs we’ve heard so much about then what does it matter!

Here’s just hoping Mark can actually get LiLo to check into one of these rehabs…on time!

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4 comments to “Lindsay Lohan’s Attorney Has Possible Rehabs Picked Out For Prosecutors To Review!”

  1. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    This two-bit WHORE will bribe the ordelies/cleaning staff/gardener, and get her blow one way or the other into her vacation re-hab resort…………Mama HoHan will also supply it…stick it into her rancid twat, and drop it off near the crapper…..

  2. @v@ says – reply to this


    I would lock anything away that isn't tacked down in whatever rehab she graces, including other resident's rooms.

  3. 3

    The name of the LA City Attorney is Carmen "Nuch" Trutanich. Terry White must be some kind of assistant attorney to this office.

  4. yaris says – reply to this


    she needs to go to jail maybe that will straighten her up she has gotten away with way to much