That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
That angle adds a whole new level of hipster cool, doesn't it??!
In the twilight of her career, the beauty was known for her long chocolate brown tresses, but she's just hacked them off!
It's no surprise though! Ever since she was thirteen she's been known to be a rebel.
The newlywed wanted to show off her new cut on her WhoSay account, but was too embarrassed to take a full frontal selfie.
Those celebz can be so shy!
Thankfully, she has her two HUGE german sheperds AND her idolatrous beau when she doesn't want to be bothered by herds of vampire-lovin' fans!
Did you get it??!
The Twilight babe debuted her even shorter hair on the internet for all to see!
If only she took a picture of her ENTIRE pretty head.
Knowing her though, we're sure the new look is gorgeous.