He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
[Image via TLC.]
What happened to Lindsay Lohan?
We know she partied it up in Brazil - and even took a little tumble - but those are some rough looking bruises!
LiLo has been sporting them for a few days, but we would’ve guessed they’d be looking better by now.
But they’re actually looking worse!
Even LiLo’s teeny bikini can’t distract us from those bruises!
Whatever happened to cause that damage, we hope it doesn’t happen again.
Watch your partying in high heels, LiLo! (Just a guess!)
[Image via AKM-GSI.]