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Dane Cook's Planes Poised To Crash & Burn!? See The Trailer HERE!

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Aww! It's like Top Gun and Cars had a baby!!

And then their Swedish male nanny took it with him to Trader Joe's on a hot summer's day. Unfortunately, Sven left the precious little guy in his Saab and forgot to crack a window while he spent 35 minutes picking out the perfect avocado for making homemade guacamole!

Yup, Planes may very well be the shriveled up and barely recognizable corpse of something that never should've existed!!

We could be wrong, but, from the bits and clips we've seen, Disney•Pixar's Planes is as HIGHlarious as emergency root canal!!

Ch-ch-check out Dane Cook as Dusty (above), a talking prop plane who sputters, coughs, and… flies faster than supersonic military jets?

It's not that we expect realism from the movie about planes with eyes, but that detail seems kind of strange!!

Regardless, return those seat backs to their upright positions because Planes lands in a theater near you on August 9!!

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6 comments to “Dane Cook's Planes Poised To Crash & Burn!? See The Trailer HERE!”



  1. 1

    Pixar has nothing to do with this movie. It was planned as a straight to DVD project, but is getting a theatrical release. Facts? w/e no ones paying attention, right?

  2. Canada Guy says – reply to this


    2

    Yikes.
    Movie companies usually pick one of the better parts of a movie to show on the trailers to get you interested in watching a movie but there was NOTHING here that made me even curious, other than waiting for Dane Cook to start yelling and being totally not funny.



  3. 3

    I can see this appealing to 6 year old boys!

  4. Frankie says – reply to this


    4

    A) That clip is 1 minute and 26 seconds, how exactly did you decide about the whole movie? B) That could be a dream sequence. C) It's a kids movie… what were you expecting? Bruce Willis jumping off a 20 story building and surviving?

  5. KiddoWillo says – reply to this


    5

    take pixars name off of this immediately. they have nothing to do with it.

  6. snowlyn says – reply to this


    6

    This movie was presented at the D23 Expo with Jon Cryer as the main voice, I wonder what happened