How do these movies keep getting made?
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[Image via Open Road Films.]
Aww! It's like Top Gun and Cars had a baby!!
And then their Swedish male nanny took it with him to Trader Joe's on a hot summer's day. Unfortunately, Sven left the precious little guy in his Saab and forgot to crack a window while he spent 35 minutes picking out the perfect avocado for making homemade guacamole!
Yup, Planes may very well be the shriveled up and barely recognizable corpse of something that never should've existed!!
We could be wrong, but, from the bits and clips we've seen, Disney•Pixar's Planes is as HIGHlarious as emergency root canal!!
Ch-ch-check out Dane Cook as Dusty (above), a talking prop plane who sputters, coughs, and… flies faster than supersonic military jets?
It's not that we expect realism from the movie about planes with eyes, but that detail seems kind of strange!!
Regardless, return those seat backs to their upright positions because Planes lands in a theater near you on August 9!!