As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
But what about all that Lannister gold?!
And NOW, Peter is apparently requesting
Queen Cersei Lena give him half of their $46,000 2011 tax refund ASAP…
But girl reportedly NEEDS the refund to survive, as she is living off of credit until she receives acting income from Game Of Thrones!
Lena is supposedly willing to give Peter $6000 to cover his living expenses, but wants the rest to go into a joint account that requires BOTH of their signatures for access.
Well, Lena could always borrow a thing or two from her GOT character and simply poison her ex instead!
Obvi we KID. Kinda.