Poor, poor Kourt.
The source says of Disick:
Once upon a midnight dreary, while the hunktacular Liam Hemsworth pondered weak and weary… Rawk! Never
Our poetical side often gets the best of us, but The Raven actually has nothing to do with the Edgar Allen Poe classic!
Chris "The Raven" Black is a super-powered fugitive in a dystopian El Lay who evades robot cops by means of telekinesis and parkour. Sources close to Universal Pictures reportedly swear the studio hopes Miley Cyrus' fiancé will take on the awesome role!
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