It viciously read:
[Image via WENN.]
She is so low maintenance and cool!
KStew's birthday is just around the corner (April 9) and she already feels like the luckiest little retired vampiress in the world. So much so that the only gift she needs is the company of her seXXXy man and a new four-legged friend.
“As far as gifts are concerned, she doesn’t want anything because she feels like she already has everything. Spending time with Rob is the best birthday present for her. If she were to want a gift from Rob, it would be another rescue dog. Another friend for Bear and Bernie…another member of the family.”
If we shared a bed with RPatz, we'd be VERY content too.
Sure, giving ANOTHER homeless animal a home would be adorbzies, but the best gift of all would be Rob in his birthday suit!
What a romantic birthday that would be!
Hey, we can dream, can't we?! HA!