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So Jay-Z is a smokin’ hot chef behind closed doors?! Well, he might have mad cooking skillz, but that's not quite what we mean. It turns out GwynethRead more…

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16 comments to “Gwyneth Paltrow Channels Her Inner Jay-Z In The Kitchen”

  1. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    She is 'bopp'n to the beat' as she prepares 'seaweed surprise' and 'lettuce leafs with vinegar' for those poor poor deprived kids of hers ….? 'Goop', or 'Crap', or WHATEVER the HELL er nick-name is is a vain, stupid, amorexic FREAK, who needs MAJOR THERAPY to deal with her 'eating', and 'other' issues…No wonder the hubby lives in a house next door…can't stand her ! Waiting until the kids are older before he 'parts ways' with this sick sick broad…..

  2. MichJB says – reply to this


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    Why would anyone waste a second of their lives listening to this nobody?

  3. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Look at her face, and all the wrinkles….. she is not eating enough, and not properly….you think that alone whould cause her to re-think her diet !

  4. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    She is FULL of Crap ! I know people who know people who know people who own a restaurant where she ate, and, after she took a dump in the crapper, they, alledgedly, had her crap removed, and analyzed. What they, alledgedly found: Traces of coke, Doritos, twinkies, lettuce, and tic tacs…No Sh*t ! Methinks 'Goop' just does all her 'healthy eating' for marketing purposes…..just another dumb CELEBUTARD imposing her dumb views on us …………she is paid off by the big corproations, likely ……….

  5. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    She and Madonna are no longer friends, right …. ?

  6. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Go to her website, GOOPCRAP.COM, to get the latest recipies for seaweed !



  7. 7

    She's SO important.
    We all should care what this "talented" person says.
    If she would shut her mouth forever, the world would be a better place.
    Her husband must be a real dipshit for being married to this douchebag.
    Her kids will have more issues than we could imagine… though I hope i am wrong on that one.



  8. 8

    i think it should be her biz what SHe spends.. not this judgment im always hearing about her. what do yall do with your lives that make you such saints? chances are she still probably helps more people in need even if for the tax cuts. like the movie Pretty in Pink says: hating on someone 4 having money is just as bad as hating on someone 4 NOt having money. same deal should apply to spending. do what you fucking will. tabloid writers capitalizing on other people's lives certainly ARE lol be real

  9. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    SHE IS JUST PLAIN WEIRD ………………..

  10. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    Moses and Apple are gonna wind up as 300 pound adilts, addicted to mashed potatoes, bacon, sweet cakes, and crack ! LOL ! It will be interesting to see how her little freaks turn out ….stay tuned !

  11. The Matrix says – reply to this


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    She raps as she prepares a single lettuce leaf that will be shared by the entire family at the dinner table.



  12. 12

    This girl can't figure out what she wants to be …actress, singer, chef, author, dancer and she has no talent in any. She is starving herself and she is still one of the most unattractive woman around. She is horrible looking. She needs to stop preaching and telling others what is healthy when she is most likely a closet anorexic bulimic. No one wants to hear from this self righteous person anymore. She need therapy and kids will probably grow up and have major problems.



  13. 13

    why is she famous? she is so fugly and has no acting skills. She is one of the most annoying female celeb in hollywood, or around the world. Btw, she does not deserve to be in the Iron man movie.

  14. GOODBYE says – reply to this


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    This women is seriously sick. What she feeds on is selfishness, oh and now can't even stand Coldplay for indulging her ego.

  15. @v@ says – reply to this


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    I sing Motown and Sly, Crue, Ozzy and Judas Priest, and Gilbert and Sullivan opera other times…so what. I guess she's closet edgy?

  16. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    I would like to say she is 'vanilla', but she is not…..she has some dark dirty something in her. She just choses to ingore it….but we all know !