Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Ugh, we wish!!!
No, we're NOT jealous! LOLz.
Our dream man and his blonde bombshell were seen getting all lovey dovey (again) during a stroll down the LA streets yesterday.
But back to their wedding waltz…
We want little mini Paris princesses running around PRONTO.
[Image via Ramey Pix.]