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Paris Hilton And River Viiperi Planning To Marry?! Why Not!

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Ugh, we wish!!!

Yes, Paris Hilton and River Viiperi are almost so beautiful together that it hurts.

No, we're NOT jealous! LOLz.

Our dream man and his blonde bombshell were seen getting all lovey dovey (again) during a stroll down the LA streets yesterday.

But back to their wedding waltz…

These guys have been dating seriously for quite a while now and its obvious they can get through anything together, so when are we going to see an heiress wedding??!

We want little mini Paris princesses running around PRONTO.

It would be a wonderful contribution to society for that man to plant his perfect seed and we know Paris is ALL about giving back. HA!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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3 comments to “Paris Hilton And River Viiperi Planning To Marry?! Why Not!”



  1. 1

    Hi, Paris,

    2001 called. It wants its velour track-pants back.

    Thanks.

  2. Be-Atch says – reply to this


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    This Hilton broad's 15 minutes ended quite a few years back…..she would get married, just for the publicity…she is such a fugly big-nosed, big-footed SKANK, and her sisier, Nicky, is mildly retarded, and her bros are drug addicts, her mom has the FATTEST ass, and her dad is one right stooge. Family of the Year ! LOL ! What a bunch of Bev Hills Losers !

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    I really hope they do NOT get married. He is just a boy and was on the rebound when he hooked up with Paris