It viciously read:
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Nothing says keeping it classy like holding onto a doorman for dear life!
Apparently she needed help leaving the hotspot, too!
We aren't sure whether she drank too much booze or merely had difficulty walking in her pumps, but we're glad she didn't tumble over!
If she would've wiped out in that short neon dress, the whole of England would've been treated to a closeup look at her, ahem, american pie!
We're just happy The Big Lebowski star wasn't barefoot this time!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]