Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Who in the world can throw insults better than the Real Housewives of Atlanta?!
Uh, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, that’s who!!
He put “close your legs to married men” to shame with the zingers he flung at the ladiez!
Triumph hit them so hard with his disses we think he should probably just join the cast!
We’d point out which parts to pay extra close attention to, but they’re all HIGHlarious.
Okay, maybe we’re extra partial to his crazy funny NeNe Leakes smack down he slings at the Housewives.
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