Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Unbelievable!! Pick the pieces of our exploded brain up off the floor because our minds are BLOWN!
An LL Cool J & Brad Paisley duet isn't something we expected to hear this lifetime, but both artists are totes talented… so why the eff not, right?!
As shocking as the the names on the track might be, the REAL surprise here is Accidental Racist's controversial and sensitive subject matter!
It's honestly the most bizarrely unexpected song we've heard all
day week year ever!!
Though it may not be a catchy chart-smashing crossover hit, we do respect their efforts!!
As the warrior poet LL tells us in one verse, "the relationship between the Mason-Dixon needs some fixing!"
Hopefully this song helps!