One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Even though Britney Spears seems to be VERY happy with her new loverman, it seems that if fate had dealt a slightly different hand BritBrit might be hanging on the arm of Hollywood's HOTTEST male specimen, Ryan Gosling!
Ryan recently admitted that while the pair were young child actors working on The Mickey Mouse club together, they would play KISSING games like Spin The Bottle!
"Britney was a sweetheart. She lived right above me, the girl next door. The little girl I used to play basketball and spin the bottle with."
Too bad it was Justin Timberlake who eventually gained her favor! Well… bad for Ryan. JT is an equally tasty slice of man-pie!
So… do Ryan and Britney still keep in touch after all this time?
"Not really. I mean, sometimes you are at the same event, but it's a lot like I imagine what it's like to run into someone from elementary school."
Well, at least they'll always have their lip-locking memories, although Ryan doesn't actually say he ever secured a sweet kiss…
[Image via WENN.]