Jon Gosselin is NOT happy with his twins' unflattering portrayal of him!
For the love of everything holy, can someone buy this girl a better alarm clock??
Lindsay Lohan spends more time in court than a bailiff, but somehow she can never get it right!
This morning the Mean Girls star was scheduled for a deposition in the Grigor Balyan lawsuit, but apparently she couldn't even be bothered to show up AT ALL!
The pap's lawyers are apparently filing more paperwork, asking the judge to force LiLo to show up or sign over a whole chunk of change!
Uh-oh! We're pretty sure she doesn't have that kind of cash in her pocket!
[Image via AP Photo/Reed Saxon/WENN.]