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Lindsay Lohan Might DIE If She Goes To Coachella?! Friend Fears The Worst!

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Lindsay Lohan might be trying to convince the world that she does NOT have an issue with substance abuse, despite the fact that she has been ordered to attend rehab for alleged drinking and prescription pill problems

But one longtime friend of the chaos-attracting starlet is NOT fooled, AND he believes that if Lilo attends this year's Coachella music festival she will NOT be able to practice self-control and will surely succumb to the plethora of drugs and alcohol available (especially to VIPs).

Claus Hjelmbak, a Danish celeb promoter and apparent friend (or former friend) of Lindsay's, recently came forward to express his concern, stating:

"Lindsay is in a very dark place right now, and I’m absolutely scared for her life. Coachella is the last place she needs to be. For someone struggling with addiction, like Lindsay, the amount of drugs and alcohol at Coachella is just a recipe for disaster waiting to happen. I know because I have been to the VIP tent at Coachella in the past. Lindsay can turn it around, but she has to look deep inside herself and get the help she needs.

The people associated with Lindsay right now are a very bad influence on her. They are only using her because they love to be around a celebrity. Lindsay needs to cut off ties with these losers because they are bringing her down. I may have had my differences with her father, Michael, but at least he is trying to do something to help her. Lindsay’s father is the only person trying desperately to help his daughter, he gets it.

I wish Lindsay would go to rehab right now, and not wait until the last possible moment. I want Lindsay to know I’m here for her, and that I just want her to get help before it’s too late."

Sounds fair!

And while Coachella SHOULD be about coming together as humans under a common appreciation for live music and good times, many of those good times DO include various types of illegal, potentially harmful, substances.

And of course, Lindsay made SURE that she would not be required to attend any sort of rehab (or jail) BEFORE the festival, which kicks off April 12…

One source shares:

"Lindsay was adamant that she not be forced to go to rehab until after the Coachella (Valley Music and Arts Festival) in the Palm Springs area on successive weekends in April. Lindsay LOVES going to the musical festival, and she’s determined to go this year. She didn’t want a little thing like rehab to get in her way of attending. Linds refused to sign off on any deal that would have prevented her from going to Coachella. It’s that important to her, for some strange reason."

But hey, it's just cause girl REALLY likes music you guys!

And perhaps she's hoping to pick up a new manfriend, seeing as the brief relationship with her latest boyfriend-in-a-band is reportedly OVER.

In all seriousness, we tend to agree with Mr.Hjelmbak.

Why would someone, who has been ORDERED to go to a treatment center for her issues, insert herself into a situation that will almost surely contain temptation?

Nothing good can come of this…

Ch-ch-check out some pics of Lindsay at past Coachella celebrations (below)!

[Image via WENN.]

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33 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Might DIE If She Goes To Coachella?! Friend Fears The Worst!”

  1. jimmy d says – reply to this


    call me old fashioned if you will ,but i would love to dine on her orange clam strips and her ,and her freckled corn thrower

  2. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    Re: jimmy d – IF you saw how she really looked, you'd lose yer lunch, and would go running from that rancid over-used cooter 1 Anyways, her friends are right to feel the way they do. Coachella is one big Par-Tay, and the drug use is overwhelming ! Even the hotel conicerges in the area can set you up …..This skank can't deal with temptation - best she stay away from this year's event. Mind you, I would LOVE to see pictures of her, sh*t-faced, going down on guys in the V.I.P. area……Hey, Linds ! Why not go ? ? ? You'll have a lot of fun !

  3. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    Notice how he i backing up her father re getting her off drugs/alcohol …? Interesting. Taker a lesson, Dina ! Anyways…will Gerard Butler be there ? He is a fat doper !

  4. Aaron Saltzer says – reply to this


    Re: jimmy d – What the heck does that mean? Haha

  5. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    Re: Aaron Saltzer – It means he wants to get to know ole 'firecrotch' better….Yuck !

  6. jimmy d says – reply to this


    i would eat every part where her stolen in-n-out burgers come from

  7. 7

    She went 3 years in a row with no incidents. Lindsay might DIE, a little dramatic, I'd say.

  8. ericmtl says – reply to this


    Her passing away would be the best news of the day. Crossing my fingers!

  9. FuknSerious says – reply to this


    Really?? So let me get a few dui's, crash a few cars, not go to jail and then decide when and if I will get a punishment. You know. The courts are unbelievable. She should be in JAIL not coachella. Cali is fucked. All of these stars get such special treatment it is sickening. If i could I would move to another country. Im not saying give the regular people an easy ride but for beyond fucked up people like Lindsey they really need to do time and not in a seperate part of the jail. This world we live in sucks.

  10. THRILLED 2 SEE THIS says – reply to this


    well written "gossip" piece by perez, et al. for the poster that states before that shes been there three times before and "nothing happen", she's been before a judge three times now in regards to dui/drinking while driving, and nothing happened with those either, but that had little to do with lohans judgement. People are now taking to media to express their concerns for lindsays life. This is not hyperbole, but the wisdom of adults who know the course of her current path. Michael may have been a loser for a dad during her youth, but he does genuinely care about her, where Dinas only interested is hussling up another payday for her & lindsay. Lindsay is at risk of intoxicated people turning violent on her at a drug filled music festival, lindsay has gone so low, even Hippies are digusted with her.

  11. @jimmyd says – reply to this


    i dont think "old fashioned" is what people are thinking of calling you. But, to each his own wishes. ewww.

  12. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    She spreads her legs for blow…….

  13. Fuzzywuzzy says – reply to this


    Yes, she should definitely go. I am so sick of her. Kim and Kanye should go too, I'm sick of them also.

  14. 14

    Re: FuknSerious – her DUIs were in 2007, count the years please. Her last driving incident was not related to drinking, it was reckless, irresponsible driving. This is hyperbole, Michael Lohan or some mouthpiece always goes on about the grave dangers at Coachella. Dangers that haven't materialized in 3 years to either of his daughters.

  15. @bobodo says – reply to this


    You are dumb-ass-shit. Lindsays dui from 2007 has not been resolved yet, all this crap on her head is because she fuckered-up that probation and five more probations since. Her last court appearance was in regards to wreckless driving, where she TOTALLED a luxury rental car. THERE WAS ALCOHOL ON THE SCENE, ON HER BREATHE AND GAVIN KNOWS SHE WAS D.U.I. These are not rumors, they are legal records. Still at it, dina? Shouldnt u be really concerned linds is gonna get the shit beat out of her at the festival? Oh, is that what ur going for? .. cause then youll have a big lawsuit against State of California? Oh, i see it too. And for once, ur lawsuits will have merit.

  16. 16

    Will save the tax-payers a lot of cash if she did.

  17. I THINK IT'S A SET-UP says – reply to this


    2 Papa Lohan, we have been studying this disturbed young woman, & 2 lesser extent her mother, as acting manger. Not 2 B boast-honkers, but Pioneer Pals has been unusually sucessful at "predicting" both motive & behaviors in somepeoples choices of late. We have a vibe, music festival is a set-up where lilo will be "harmed" –in public and recorded on digital cameras amongst thousands of (wasted) witness…andits been unquestionable shes out-of-her-fucking-mind, publically and consistantly for, yea.. bout 1 mnth now… Pals vibe that Dina has substantial potential 2 sue State of Ca for negligence and other innocent bystanders as well can sue. Its something we speculate: probable; given Dina & Lindsays excessive dire money-raising tricks. both INSANELY DESPERATE PEOPLE. which, is the 1 consistant trait PP has discovered amongst snappers. They seem to be unable to stop their pr trickery, expect a whopper.

  18. And, so it is. says – reply to this


    [re=6380049]Re: Be-Atch — I've spread my legs for love…. and got worse results. ;)

  19. @v@ says – reply to this


    Why do I smell Michael Sr. here somewhere?

  20. @v@ says – reply to this


    Didn't the court mandate random blood tests for her? If not, why not, if they're 'sentencing' her to 'rehab?'

  21. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    Re: And, so it is. – LOLOLOLOL !

  22. BACK 2 YA, BE-ATCH: says – reply to this


    ]Re: Be-Atch. So happy to see u still have a sense of humor. I am aware of ur writings, and although u have overt be-atchyness at times, it is understandable considering we are discussing a repulsive person and her 6+ years of overt social disorder, habitual drunk driving, and violent public acts where she harms innocent people. Her lack of comprehending WHY the world hates her, is extrodinary frustrating. Please keep exposiing ur disgust of this woman, and considering writing the LA DA's office about your social concerns Peace to you. Thanks for the set-up, i think we all need some comic relief in this loooong drawn ooooouuuuut mess, that is, Lindsay Lohan.

  23. BE-ATCH GOT HUMOR 2 says – reply to this


    ]Re: Be-Atch. So happy to see u still have a sense of humor. I am aware of ur writings, and although u have overt be-atchyness at times, it is understandable considering we are discussing a repulsive person and her 6+ years of overt social disorder, habitual drunk driving, & violent public acts where she harms innocent people. Her lack of comprehending WHY the world hates her, is extrodinarly frustrating. So ur beachyness is accurate. It took me decades of post-graduate education, over half a decade of my own issues psychotheraputic education and still sometimes its all I can do to keep from throwing out shittyiness. Like, Fuck u, u little shit & arrogant ho, hawaiian hillbiily, et al, is taking ur scaggy, scraggy ass down and lockin u up!!! Thank God for buddah, and his isms, cause I NEVER would say anything like that - now that I'm enlighted, and a professional, and everything. ;) peace! …it's a choice.

  24. why u smell michael says – reply to this


    Re: @v@ – that would be because the dude is watching every press release that comes out, and their comments because its his easiest and most accurate way to keep track of his daughter. His baby-girl that is in a delusion thats going to expode soon, it will hurt her & possible others. Michael Lohan loves his very sick daughter. You can smell him here because he refuses to walk away from these boards long enough to shower. Its called love, with a lot of guilt regarding his own personal choices. To hate michael is erroneous, if u have any hope of seeing Linds get through this alive. –papa pal.

  25. dina, please says – reply to this


    its crumbling. The cyber-bullying is real and We The People will prosecute you. Please go to the nearest er and tell you cant live this way anymore. Before ur desperate pr tricks kill innocent people, and ur own baby-girl. Ur out of contol, you're out of ur mind, and its over and OUT about you. Please voluntarily turn urself in. other are turrning state evidence against u, u have no chance of beating this.

  26. True says – reply to this


    how could anything good come from this? Last thing she needs is another wasted in public whoredeal like brazil.Shit girl, buy the sound-track later.

  27. LEAVE THE COUNTRY... says – reply to this


    Re: FuknSerious — I got the feeling u r very serious about your frustrations & contempt for this country. U said u would leave if u could and i would like 2 share w/u where i would move permanantely 2day if it were feasible. THAILAND. north, not bangkok, but sight see there, the palace and its story are awesome (Anna & The King,4real.) i lived in north Thailand for 5 month researching their culture and health care system. Its cheap to live there, foods 1 or $2 day and delicious. The Buddist culture is 1 of peace and reverance 4 life. Its heaven. Look into it, some restrictions apply but lots of US retireers are doing it, for sanity purposes. They're a very peaceful culture. Oh, & having a baby elephant join u for dinner is heaven on happy acid. I did it; it can be done.

  28. It makes me sick says – reply to this


    i think shes gonna fuck up big time there. I do. Someone needs to intervene. She is not popular anymore and she is gonna get hurt there, or ending up ODing there, either on purpose for attention or accidently from overload. and if her friends let her just sit in fifth and spass out…just let her "get over it" she probably wont ever get over it. How can people say they love her and then walk her to the guilitine insisting to her they're all on their way to a nice party? She is ill. Shame on u team lindsay. Shame on u!

  29. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: why u smell michael – I understand.

  30. Be-Atch says – reply to this


    Wonder where this broad will be 10 years from now … ? Time flies ………………….

  31. Jamison Scala says – reply to this


    Coachella 2013: What you TOTES Need to Know.
    Lindsay's in it! Poor Lindsay : (

  32. WHAT? says – reply to this


    Re: Jamison Scala – love your name, but I dont understand your posting at all. I am sincere in asking what u meant. All i understood was: poor lindsay, :(

  33. 2 @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: @v@ – thank you for saying (writing) that. U give me inspiration that understanding problems could lead to comprehending solutions. As horrific and disgusting it is to watch what this girl does, calling attention to it in productive ways could help get The Problem under control. I enjoy ur writings. They are intelligent post.