No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
The brand wrote:
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Hmmm, this sounds MIGHTY suspect to us!
According to the tabloid, Julianne has always had a crush on Tom, but now that she's single she is apparently searching through scripts looking for a project that could feature her AND potentially star Katie Holmes' ex-husband!
"Julianne has been combing through scripts for movie projects that would reunite her with Tom because there was major chemistry between the two on ‘Rock of Ages.
After separating from Ryan, she started planning a way of getting back with Tom for another musical.
She believes that she and Tom are destined to be the ultimate Hollywood power couple. Don’t be surprised if they are spotted out together in the very near future."
As much as we LOVE to deliver juicy bits of gossip, we can't help but feel this is just a steaming pile of BULLPOOP. Although we can't deny Julianne and Tom make a VERY sexy, multi-talented pair!
Hey! If Julianne is down with accepting
Jesus Christ Xenu into her heart if it means she can ride on Cruise control, then perhaps they would be the perfect couple!
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