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It's Kristen Stewart's Birthday! See Which Tattoos She Should Get In Honor Of Her Big Day!

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Yes, it really is Kristen Stewart's 23rd birthday!

Wait, what? Just 23? She's so wise(ish) beyond her years, it's hard to believe that she has yet to even hit her quarter-life crisis!

…Which is why we think it's the perfect time for her to get tatted up while she's still young and naive and doesn't know better!

Ha! JK! Actually, KStew was spotted at a tattoo parlor in Texas so who knows maybe she's already done the deed! But, in case she hasn't taken the plunge yet, here are some ideas we think she should consider….

First of all, let's just throw it out there. She and Rob have been on the ins and outs lately, we just can't keep up! Are they fighting or making up?? The point is, whenever they do have a quarrel, here's a permanent sentiment that will keep her in the clear:

kristen stewart sorry tattoo
kristen stewart sorry tattoo close up

Well, if she doesn't like that one, don't worry, we've got others! For instance, since it's her birthday today, that means she's an Aries, so why not let all the world know where she stands with the stars??

kristen stewart aries tattoo

Okay, so maybe that's not the best idea.

Oh! But, we think we've got the perfect tattoo for her!

How about an homage to the franchise that catapulted her into what she fears the most: th spotlight!

Oh yes, A TWILIGHT TATTOO. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS LOVE LIKE HAVING YOUR FACE TATTOOED ON YOUR LEG.

kristen stewart twilight tattoo

And yes, that is the leg of a true Twi-Hard.

Sooooo, let's just say Kristen doesn't want to dedicate an entire leg to her and her boyfriend's faces. That's cool. She can always just get a hand-drawn tattoo on her hand. For example, this (below) was the version of Bella she drew on her hand during an interview on The Tonight Show a couple years ago.

kristen stewart bella hand tattoo

It's lovely, isn't it? The resemblance is uncanny!

Alright, alright, don't worry, we're not done yet. Plenty more to choose from…

KStew luuuurves her Chucks! So much so that she's seen in pretty much every picture wearing her Converse. Don't believe us? Then, take a looksie at all the pictures of her wearing her favorite dirty old kicks!

kristen stewart chucks converse tattoo

Doesn't seem too far fetched, does it? Why wear shoes when you can just have the label permanently inked on your body?

Actually, we only have on idea left and it's really not the best. But, we do think that if KStew is gonna get inked, she should get a secret naughty one that only R-Patz can see… saaay, on her fabulous derrière. Case in point:

kristen stewart butt

We just can't think of what would be more tasty than a life-long commitment to the best fast food chain in the world, Taco Bell:

taco bell butt tattoo

Erm, maybe not the best idea.

But, anything is better than this poor girl's tattoo mistake, right?

girl star face tattooos

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KRISTEN!!!!

robert pattinson birthday candle

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4 comments to “It's Kristen Stewart's Birthday! See Which Tattoos She Should Get In Honor Of Her Big Day!”



  1. 1

    I like how you think you must be super funny and ironic for putting this shit up, but you're really being idiotic and stupid. I don't see you making fun of anyone else when they go with their friends to get tattoos, ease off already. You have a kid now, grow the fuck up.

  2. MichJB says – reply to this


    2

    She should have "I need to stop being a needy, one dimensional person" printed in reverse on her forehead so she can read it in the mirror everyday.



  3. 3

    Had I not seen that animated gif, I would never had believed this girl had ever used a comb before.

  4. Kristen is pretty says – reply to this


    4

    I think she should get one with Taylor Lautner, Justin Bieber, or Mindless behavior on it.