This is starting to get really creepy!
A place he went to for molesting Mama June's own daughter Anna.
Yes, it really is Kristen Stewart's 23rd birthday!
Wait, what? Just 23? She's so wise(ish) beyond her years, it's hard to believe that she has yet to even hit her quarter-life crisis!
…Which is why we think it's the perfect time for her to get tatted up while she's still young and naive and doesn't know better!
Ha! JK! Actually, KStew was spotted at a tattoo parlor in Texas so who knows maybe she's already done the deed! But, in case she hasn't taken the plunge yet, here are some ideas we think she should consider….
First of all, let's just throw it out there. She and Rob have been on the ins and outs lately, we just can't keep up! Are they fighting or making up?? The point is, whenever they do have a quarrel, here's a permanent sentiment that will keep her in the clear:
Well, if she doesn't like that one, don't worry, we've got others! For instance, since it's her birthday today, that means she's an Aries, so why not let all the world know where she stands with the stars??
Okay, so maybe that's not the best idea.
Oh! But, we think we've got the perfect tattoo for her!
How about an homage to the franchise that catapulted her into what she fears the most: th spotlight!
Oh yes, A TWILIGHT TATTOO. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS LOVE LIKE HAVING YOUR FACE TATTOOED ON YOUR LEG.
And yes, that is the leg of a true Twi-Hard.
Sooooo, let's just say Kristen doesn't want to dedicate an entire leg to her and her boyfriend's faces. That's cool. She can always just get a hand-drawn tattoo on her hand. For example, this (below) was the version of Bella she drew on her hand during an interview on The Tonight Show a couple years ago.
It's lovely, isn't it? The resemblance is uncanny!
Alright, alright, don't worry, we're not done yet. Plenty more to choose from…
KStew luuuurves her Chucks! So much so that she's seen in pretty much every picture wearing her Converse. Don't believe us? Then, take a looksie at all the pictures of her wearing her favorite dirty old kicks!
Doesn't seem too far fetched, does it? Why wear shoes when you can just have the label permanently inked on your body?
Actually, we only have on idea left and it's really not the best. But, we do think that if KStew is gonna get inked, she should get a secret naughty one that only R-Patz can see… saaay, on her fabulous derrière. Case in point:
We just can't think of what would be more tasty than a life-long commitment to the best fast food chain in the world, Taco Bell:
Erm, maybe not the best idea.
But, anything is better than this poor girl's tattoo mistake, right?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KRISTEN!!!!
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