So whom did Jenna Jameson need to fight so bad that she missed her own birthday celebration?
Her assistant apparently! Hey, there's only so many times they can bring you a tall when you ask for venti, right? JK!
Srsly though, Britney Markham filed a restraining order against her (we're guessing former) boss after Jenna allegedly followed her into a salon and yelled:
"I'll f–king kill you!"
Then, Britney says, came the battery! And unlike the porn star's usual M.O., her knuckles were not bare!
According to Britney, Jenna used her brass knuckles iPhone 5 case to do some serious damage! Gurl even had to go to the hospital!
If the attachment was really brass, that could turn the novelty phone case into a case of felony assault!
Good thing she wasn't using the iPad! Those knuckles would be huge!
[Image via Instagram.]
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