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However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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We HOPE these delicious whisperings are legit!
While we already know that Adele is in the early stages of recording her highly anticipated follow up album to 2011's 21, rumor has it she is BACK in the studio with two of England's top-rated songwriters, James Ford and Kid Harpoon!
Combined, Ford and Harpoon have worked with such acclaimed artists as Florence and the Machine, the Arctic Monkeys, Jessie Ware and a BUNCH more!
"Adele wants to move with the times and is trying to make her new record sound as edgy as possible. The team she’s assembled is first rate and she’s confident they can help match the success of her first two albums. It’s no easy task as the world will be desperate to hear it."
OooOOoo edgy?! Yes please!
Now, we assume that even though the silver-tongued soon-to-be wed singer has reportedly hired writers, she would still pen a majority of the lyrics…
Her true life (mostly heartbreak) inspired tunes are part of why we love her so!
But now that she has a baby…well, how does one exactly make the subject of birth/babies edgy?! LOLzz!