This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Our minds are blown!
In recent weeks Amanda Bynes threatened former friends with lawsuits, invited Drake to experience her vagina first hand, and admitted to cutting her parents out of her life — but that isn't the whole story!
While the She's the Man star pushes away reporters, papparazzi, friends, and family with one hand, she is literally BEGGING to become the Queen of Twitter with the other!!!
My friends don't speak on my behalf either. Please don't read anything about me needing help. That offends me. Follow me on twitter!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 11, 2013
Wow! How can she actively campaign for additional followers while simultaneously pleading to be left alone?
We aren't sure it's possible to have it both ways!
You are a talented, troubled mystery, Mrz. Bynes; hopefully you find all the help and happiness you need very soon!
We say that not to offend you, but because we are sincerely worried!!
P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!
P.P.S. CLICK HERE to "like" Perez on Facebook!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]