(Srsly, what was with that sniffling??)
The Orange County District Attorney's Office decided they didn't have enough evidence to convict the porn star extraordinaire for supposedly attacking and threatening to kill Britney Markham at a Newport Beach salon last week.
No eyewitnesses??! HOW ODD. And if Britney was in fact jumped, than isn't her broken face evidence enough???!
We would be too! If that skinny blondie is capable of putting someone in the hospital (as Britney claims) than we can't even imagine what other damage her temper could cause.
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