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Nursing Assistant Assaults Boyfriend Because He Wouldn't Stop Singing Macklemore's Thrift Shop!

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What what, what. What. What, what, what… the f*ck!?

This is NOT f*cking awesome!

We can't imagine how anyone would ever tire of Macklemore & Ryan Lewis' Thrift Shop!

It's one of the catchiest songs of 2013 (though many radio lovers have been jammin' to it since 2012), and yeah — it might be a little overplayed now, but for good reason!

It certainly doesn't excuse assault, that's for sure!

But try telling that to Samantha Malson. The 23-year-old nursing assistant was arrested by Longmont police after allegedly choking and pushing her boyfriend around after he wouldn't stop singing those damn lyrics!

The chaotic Colorado showdown happened Saturday night, on the boyfriend's 26th birthday!!

According to the police report, Samantha and Lars Hansen (the victim) got drunk and found themselves in a tizzy when "Hansen accused Malson of consuming all the alcohol in the house."

Samantha left the house for a bit, maybe to cool down, but when she returned, she began listening to Thrift Shop, "which Hansen was singing while laying on the couch."

Apparently he didn't stop either because she says she asked him to stop 25 times before taking matters into her own hands — literally!!

She confessed:

"He just annoyed me I grabbed him around the throat. I did it for intimidation."

Ugh… that's fifty dollars for a t-shirt f*cked up!

Samantha was arrested and charged on harassment, domestic violence, and assault (see mugshot below).

No word on whether or not their relationship will survive this abuse (hopefully not), but we think Lars should be free to bump that swaggalicious muzak whenever he wants!!

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8 comments to “Nursing Assistant Assaults Boyfriend Because He Wouldn't Stop Singing Macklemore's Thrift Shop!”

  1. Lulu says – reply to this


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    Why do you feel the need to say she's a nursing assistant? What does that have anything to do with what happened?



  2. 2

    you make $27h…good for you! I make up to $85h working from home. My story is that I quit working at shoprite to work online and with a little effort I easily bring in around $45h to $85h…heres a good example of what i'm doing, Ask22.com

  3. Amazeballs says – reply to this


    3

    Cue the cast of Chicago… 'He had it coming…'

  4. HaveAseat says – reply to this


    4

    I cant stand that song also, I don't blame her lol……

  5. Amazeballs says – reply to this


    5

    Talk about bad luck for an 'annoying' patient! Yikes.



  6. 6

    I commend her. That damn stupid song is just stupid and a waste of radio space. hate it so much. congrats girl. beat his ass for me too.



  7. 7

    Do you seriously just get everything from 9gag?

  8. Ky says – reply to this


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    Yoo, my boy Mac Miller really blew up! Hope he isn't a one-hit wonder though b/c I know he <3 the rap genre and he's DOPE on the piano!!!