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She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
The tabloids have pitted these two pregnant superstars against each other, showcasing their 'too thin-too fat' weights as cause for concern among celebrity enthusiasts everywhere.
While Kim posts tummy-baring shots to prove her actual size amidst a storm of weight shaming, Kate continues to be active, only fueling judgements from those insisting she's too skinny for a healthy mommy-to-be.
What do we think?? Health isn't necessarily shown in size, so maybe people need to lay off a bit. After all, stress is super harmful to pregnant women too!
Kris Jenner kontinues her reign on the tab kovers, this week resting on the glossy pages of Star magazine. But we HIGHLY doubt she finds the mag's source material entertaining.
According to them, she's unkonscious by 5pm while Bruce Jenner draws the divorce papers up (in between helicopter flying probz).
We don't doubt she enjoys a cocktail here and there, but we really don't think she's the drunkard she's made out to be on this kover — she seemed sober enough hosting Chelsea Lately anyways!
It would seem as if the unofficial campaign to get Scott Disick his own series is still in full force. Kourtney Kardashian's controversial baby-daddy graces the cover of Ok! magazine.
Though it would appear that the model ex — who claims he's the REAL father of savior Mason — can't keep his facts straight, this tab swears Scott is in the middle of a huge battle to ensure claim over the precious pun'kin.
Sigh. So much drama. So much, so much DRAMA!
SO IN CONCLUSION…
Since the rest of the tabs are harping on a pregnant Kim and Kate too, we'll leave you with this very important piece of advice — take your Kardashian vitamins twice a day, and remember… Prince Harry is still single.
TIL NEXT TIME LOVAHS!! xoxo