One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
It's cool, y'all — they've got a plan!
SPOILER ALERT: It's weaker than a watered down cup of decaf!
But how does the po-po intend to stop malicious pranksters from phoning in fake emergencies at celeb mansions in an effort to trick S.W.A.T. teams into charging in, guns-a-blazin'?
"It's our belief that the perpetrators of these false police reports are motivated entirely by the publicity these calls receive. We intend to reduce or eliminate that motivation."
So, your big idea is to ignore the problem?
To stop talking about it and hope the assailants get BORED?
Sorry, LAPD, we are not comforted by that at all!!
Hopefully these pranksters are found and brought to justice before anyone is seriously hurt!!!
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]