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Lindsay Lohan Will NOT Booze Or Snort, Pop, Huff, Smoke, Ingest, Inject ANY Drugs At Coachella!

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The best way to kick an addiction of any kind is to plunge oneself into a situation SURROUNDED by temptation for an extended period of time.

Oh wait, we got confused again… by best we meant WORST!

But Lindsay Lohan seems to believe that she'll succeed at abstaining from booze AND drugs at this year's Coachella music festival…

A festival where SO many people are on SOMETHING that it's almost impossible to avoid even a CONTACT high.

Despite her friend's fears that Lilo will DIE if she attends Coachella 2013, Lindsay has reportedly promised that she will not drink or take drugs AND apparently still maintains that she doesn't have a substance abuse problem in the first place.

So… what is Lindsay going to rehab for again?

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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17 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Will NOT Booze Or Snort, Pop, Huff, Smoke, Ingest, Inject ANY Drugs At Coachella!”

  1. MichJB says – reply to this


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    That just leaves inserting them up her ass - that sounds about right for LiLo.



  2. 2

    LOL….ya Lohan not gonna drink or do drugs….oh that's a good one!!!!

  3. Quai-Quai_21 says – reply to this


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    I hope she won't.

  4. irvinegirl says – reply to this


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    Looks like her upper lip is finally deflating (thankfully). She looks less puffy.

  5. Mag says – reply to this


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    Who cares about Lindsay Lohan anymore? NO ONE!

  6. Rose says – reply to this


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    Perez is manipulating you into hating the single white women he chooses to hate on.



  7. 7

    Re: Rose – Well Said Rose !

  8. Me says – reply to this


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    Bullshit.

  9. lala says – reply to this


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    Re: Rose – Which is fails at, I went from not really disliking or liking Kristen Stewart to liking her. All because of Perez's crap, and he is doing the same for Lindsay :D

  10. Rose says – reply to this


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    Re: TAYLORTfair – Thanks!!

  11. Rose says – reply to this


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    Re: lala – Same goes for me. There seems to be this false dichotomy of 'bullying programming going on' that actually is witch burning, in today's society. Some of us are capable of seeing the matrix and the rest of us, sad. Just sad.

  12. lala says – reply to this


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    Re: Rose – Heh, i was just thinking the other day that the media is just the modern day witch burning club, nice to see the human race has evolved.

  13. kikifactor says – reply to this


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    Whoa! Girl looks amazing! The best she's looked in so long. I used to get so bummed to see her looking like a strung out junkie, but Im beginning to root for this girl hoping she might keep up this look. She looks soooooo good!!!! Way to f-ing go! Let Amanda be the Crazy one now.

  14. @v@ says – reply to this


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    She's going to rehab in lieu of an 8 X 10 jail cell because of a sweet deal in court.

  15. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Pretty sure your list missed something.



  16. 16

    the fact shes soooooo desperate to go to it at all is very telling of her priorities

    what about lick



  17. 17

    Come on people. This is an absolute slap in the face to the California justice system. She should be in jail serving at least a year, not partying it up in Brazil and now Coachella. If she wasn't a star, or if she was a black rap artist she would already be doing time. She's also being accused of tax evasion and could face serious jail time over that. The fun better end now. Time to stop using her disfunctional family as an excuse for everything. Also time to get rid of the enablers that haven't done anything to stop her.