Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Oh wait, we got confused again… by best we meant WORST!
A festival where SO many people are on SOMETHING that it's almost impossible to avoid even a CONTACT high.
Despite her friend's fears that Lilo will DIE if she attends Coachella 2013, Lindsay has reportedly promised that she will not drink or take drugs AND apparently still maintains that she doesn't have a substance abuse problem in the first place.
[Image via Ramey Pix.]