It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
Even if Lindsay Lohan manages to survive Coachella and refrain from her hard-pAArtying ways long enough to check herself into the court-appointed rehab facility she's due to spend 90 days in on Long Island, she's STILL going to be battling some serious temptation VERY close-by…because a local liquor store has straight-up ADMITTED that they will enable the troubled starlet, and sell her booze!
That's right, Six Corners Liquors is a quarter-mile away from the Seafield Center, and although the facility is not lock-down like the original terms of her plea bargain demanded, police will be alerted if she does, in fact, try to walk out!
"If Lindsay came in we would treat her like a normal customer. If she wants to buy something of course we will allow her to buy something. I would never say no to her. [Although, I am] rooting for [Lindsay] to succeed and drink in moderation."
Yeesh! So much for reserving the right to refuse service to anyone!
He even wants her to know that she can get a 20% discount on cases of wine!
But hey! There is always the small, ever-shrinking chance that she really IS just getting all of the bad behavior out of her system now, so she can kick back and have a drama-free trip to wellness!
Nothing wrong with daring to dream! LOLz!
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