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Attention, Lindsay Lohan! The Liquor Store Down The Street From Rehab WILL Serve You!

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Even if Lindsay Lohan manages to survive Coachella and refrain from her hard-pAArtying ways long enough to check herself into the court-appointed rehab facility she's due to spend 90 days in on Long Island, she's STILL going to be battling some serious temptation VERY close-by…because a local liquor store has straight-up ADMITTED that they will enable the troubled starlet, and sell her booze!

That's right, Six Corners Liquors is a quarter-mile away from the Seafield Center, and although the facility is not lock-down like the original terms of her plea bargain demanded, police will be alerted if she does, in fact, try to walk out!

However, if she manages to make it to the store before the cops catch her, its owners reveals:

"If Lindsay came in we would treat her like a normal customer. If she wants to buy something of course we will allow her to buy something. I would never say no to her. [Although, I am] rooting for [Lindsay] to succeed and drink in moderation."

Yeesh! So much for reserving the right to refuse service to anyone!

He even wants her to know that she can get a 20% discount on cases of wine!

But hey! There is always the small, ever-shrinking chance that she really IS just getting all of the bad behavior out of her system now, so she can kick back and have a drama-free trip to wellness!

Nothing wrong with daring to dream! LOLz!

[Image via WENN.]

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9 comments to “Attention, Lindsay Lohan! The Liquor Store Down The Street From Rehab WILL Serve You!”

  1. 1

    Can't wait till she ODs, hey Perez ?

  2. Mike says – reply to this


    Obsessed with Lindsay much?

  3. 3

    PEREZ WOW ! Food is an addiction also shall we alert Burger King your in the neighborhood ?
    Bully Much ?

  4. 4

    Boy, Perez, you are really, really obsessed. It's scary.

  5. MichJb says – reply to this


    Re: overthere – I can't wait. stupid people deserve what they get.

  6. lala says – reply to this


    Why dont you post some we havent heard or read 100 times from you, like how great she was on anger management maybe? You're an arse.

  7. Bates says – reply to this


    I was a big fan of Lindsay, and I wish her the best, but now I don't give a shit.

  8. 8

    My radio station was reporting it was 90F at 2PM today at Coachella, not my idea of fun unless you have a really nice hotel with a good pool or two and AC.

  9. pretty shitty, perez says – reply to this


    I dont see the point of this story. Liquor stores managers are not in the business to morally screen their customers. Of course hed sell to Linds. She is over 21. To think the liquor store is an enabler to sell Linds booze is stupid. Liquor stores have no business "passing judgement" or trying to enforce customers sobriety on them. Its a fucking creepy thought that liquor store owners SHOULD morally screen clients before selling them a legal product. You seem to be trying to argue, Perez, that liquor stores should have tougher "gun laws" on them or something. I personally think alcohol is a HUGE problem in US society and I wish it was schedule II, in many ways… But this situation isnt a moral issues, its a legal one. Now if the courts have court-orders out that all liquor stores are prohibitted from selling alcohol to Miss Lindsay Lohan, thats different. You MORALIZE about your own personal FEELINGS using a lot of CONTEMPT that God wont provide Mr. Perez Hilton with the pretty/nice life and world that Mr. Perez Hilton seems to believe he is ENTITLED too. Why do you have such personal contempt and moralist comdenation for other people, just because others dont provide Mr. Perez Hilton — what he somehow believes HE DESERVES –from others –and God? u iz a bratty littl' baby-pants, Perez.