Talk about a TREAT!
Yesterday, we were delighted to show you all PerezHilton.com's EXCLUSIVE interview with Simon Rex, who stars in the just-released Scary Movie 5 and spilled all sorts of fun details on Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Ashley Tisdale!
However, you may have noticed that he brought up his rapping alter-ego, Dirt Nasty, who performs under the Three Loco moniker with Andy Milonakis and Riff Raff!
Well, obviously, we couldn't have such a sexy man of many talents taking or questions without convincing him to show off some of his very own, very colorful freestyle skills, and we're happy to report that the actor obliged us!
The result, folks, is nothing short of a work of art…and that's all you're going to get out of us!
See what we mean for yourself (above)!