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As we've reported, the hard-pAArtying starlet will soon be beginning her 90-day probation violation sentence essentially locked down in rehab at the Seafield Center in Westhampton Beach. Although the facility can't force her to stay, it does have 24-hour security at the doors, so if she tries to slither on out, the proper authorities will be alerted!
However, the chances of her taking off have just gotten significantly higher, because despite her prior demand that she be allowed to take Adderall for her "ADHD" while in treatment, the folks at Seafield have come forward and revealed that this is NOT going to fly!
According to sources, there are some medications that patients are allowed to take if prescribed by a doctor, but Adderall is not one of them, due to how frequently its abused by its users to lose weight and get high. Instead, they opt to ween their patients off the drug, and provide them with less addictive alternatives!
Fair enough, right?
Well, not according to Lindsay, who is outright refusing any sort of substitute, as she claims that Adderall is the only drug that works for her!
Because yes, folks.
Somehow, some way, she considers the last ten years of her life having "worked" for her.
And the chances of her getting through the next few months without getting thrown in jail are becoming slimmer and slimmer…
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