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Okay, Gleeks. We're all going to need to remind ourselves to take DEEP BREATHS right now!
This is A LOT to process all at once, but we'll do our best to make it through without exploding into thousands of joyous pieces of confetti!
We've caught word that Oscar winner Patty Duke and former Family Ties castmember Meredith Baxter have signed on to appear during the season finale of Glee as a lesbian couple who have been together for 25 years!
Awesome news, right?! JUST WAIT!
According to insiders on the smash Fox series, these lovely ladies get involved in all the McKinley High shenanigans because Duke's character works at a jewelry store, and runs into none other than (SPOILER ALERT!) Darren Criss' Blaine because he decided he's going to PROPOSE to Chris Colfer's Kurt!
We repeat, BLAINE IS PROPOSING TO KURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, at least we know that he's thinking about it! And that, folks, is enough to send us into a musical FRENZY!
Okay, back to the news!
Apparently, Duke is so touched by the whole ordeal that she and Baxter offer to become mentors for our beloved Klaine, and seeing as they're expected to return on a recurring basis in season five, we think the request was ACCEPTED!
And we couldn't be more THRILLED! And frankly, ANXIOUS to see what will happen!
What do U think?? Are U BUGGING OUT over the prospect of Kurt and Blaine getting married?!
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