Y'all know what we're talking about!
Boobs on FLEEK.
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Now, don't get us wrong here!
We ADORE Hugh Jackman! In fact, his sexiness sends us into uncontrollable fits of lust on occasion!
But that doesn't make us attack him with an electric razor filled with pubic hair!
Unfortunately however, for an unidentified female fan of the X-Men star, that's pretty much the reason she's now behind bars!
According to reports, the woman somehow managed to break into Hugh's NYC gym, and while hysterically crying, declared her love for him and tossed the pube-filled razor at him, after which she was promptly thrown out of the facility!
Authorities then managed to catch up with her a few blocks away, and she was arrested!
But apparently, Hugh told police that she's shown up at his house AND his daughter's school, so obviously, it's for the best that she was caught now, before her already-bizarre behavior escalated to something dangerous!
We'd say it's time for a restraining order, boo!
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