Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Wait, yes they can!
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis can totally hold us!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the duo perform Can't Hold Us at the MTV Movie Awards!
Unfortunately, they kept their promise to keep their pants on, butt they were pretty seksi anyway!