Hellloooo beer gut!
The MTV Movie Awards just got very, very weird. Yes, as predicted, Taylor Lautner walked away with the award for Best Shirtless Performance! His workouts for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn served him well.
However, his physique has seen better days — way, way better days! And you know, we probably could have done without seeing as much of Seth Rogen and Danny McBride as we did. Seriously, where was Quvenzhane Wallis' mom when we needed her!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see what can't be unseen: a bush, a belt and a busty gut that will haunt your dreams!
BTW- Why WASN'T Zac Efron nominated in this category?! UNFAIR!!!!