It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
To all the straight ladies and gay boys who once had a Steve Sanders stripping fantasy, prepare yourselves…
Because original 90210 hunkster Ian Ziering has agreed to perform as guest stripper for the Las Vegas chapter of the infamous hip-thrusting Chippendales!
The father of two is scheduled to portray his (almost) naked self throughout most of June at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino…
Unfortunately, no news yet as to whether or not he'll let his peen out to play!
Ah well, we guess we'll just HAVE to buy a ticket and find out person to