That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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After being arrested for a DUI, rapper Too $hort found himself equally charged with drug possession, when police found what they initially thought was meth in the back of their cruiser.
Well, it turns out that the drugs in question wasn't actually meth… it was ACTUALLY ecstasy, as confirmed by extensive lab testing! Big diff, people!
Then again, at the end of the day, drug possession is drug possession, and he's STILL facing criminal charges!
But it doesn't make a difference to Too $hort, as he and his legal team are sticking to their original story that the drugs were left behind by another prisoner in the "filthy patrol car!"
Besides, as his rep David Weintraub not-so-cleverly pointed out, everyone knows that the rapper ONLY smokes weed and doesn't touch that other shizz! DUH!
We're going to go out on a limb and say that he might want to work on his story. We're not sure if the "It's not mine" defense will hold up in court!
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