As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
And here we thought that was more inline with her work on Lovelace!!
The May cover girl opened up about how she learned to sing so swell as Cosette in Les Misérables and we were SHOCKED!!!
We can't believe what exercises her vocal coach recommended to warm up those vocal chords!!
"[My coach told me to] imagine [performing a sex act], get that feeling in the back of your throat, and then sing."
Oh… Wow! That's a distinct feeling all right, though we aren't entirely sure how it improves the voice!!!
We wonder how Coach recommends warming up to perform fellatio? Hum a few bars from One Day More? Ha!!
Amanda is the only gal in the upcoming issue who isn't showing off the Full Monty, apparently, but she says it's not her fault.
“I would have, but my publicist wouldn’t let me!”
Ha! Her publicist sounds a tad more sensible than her vocal coach!
[Image via WENN.]