That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Well we hope you haven't bought a wedding gift yet!
In the VERY intriguing interview, he revealed:
"I don’t know. I know as I was writing a book, I wanted to keep that particular moment [Miley’s wedding] as open-ended as possible. I didn’t know the answer."
Uhh… that doesn't sound good, y'all!
But that's not all… oh no no no!!
"They're young, they're kids, the great news is they're great friends, they're really good friends. I play it by ear, I know whatever's meant to be that's the way it's going to happen."
Mmhmmmm…. really. great. FRIENDS.
We realize friendship is the best foundation for a long-lasting relationship, but the context of it reeeeally makes us forget all about the romance.
You know, whatever's meant to be! Just play it by ear!
We knew they were trying to rebuild as we heard rumors of them postponing the wedding but wow! If even her father speaks of it like this, then we guess we really shouldn't hold our breath for a wedding anytime soon.
But ya know what?? That's the smartest thing they could do! They ARE super young! Feel it out, maintain that 'great friendship' and see what happens.
It's just impressive enough as it it that they're still even trying after all the reported mess that went down before his Australian break! So we gotta give 'em that!
Check out the interview yourself (below)!