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We guess Angie beat Tyga to the punch for locking into the Kardashian clan!
As an added element of weirdness, B.C. and Kim Kardashian West are connected because
Silver tongued Empress Adele has reportedly been offered MAJOR cash moniez from multiple publishing houses for a memoir deal…
But the EGOT pursuer has REJECTED all advances!!
Why?! WHY would Adele forsake us so?!
"Adele’s never been a really showy person. So it was always going to take a lot to get her to write her life story anyway. But even though she received a lucrative offer, her primary concern was that she doesn’t want to write a book about just 24 years. She feels she’d rather wait until she has more life experience to write about. She’d never say never, but she did say ‘not now.’"
And even though girl has won boatloads of awards AND has birthed a baby boy, It makes TOTAL sense that Adele would want to wait a little to put out a book about her life; she has SO much more of it left to live!
Plus, it's not like we don't get an intimate look into Adele's world ALREADY… she uses her life experiences as SONG material after all, AND rumor has it she's already working on a new album!
And who needs a stuffy old memoir when one can wander into Adele's EXCITING existence using music as their guide!