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Heather Locklear Steps Out With A Mystery Man AND His Wardrobe Malfunction!

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heather locklear zipper unzipped

Oh, poor guy!!!

Why did no one tell him???

Heather Locklear was spotted grabbing dinner at Riva Bella in Beverly Hills on Monday with a mystery man who gave us a nice little sneak peek at his manhood.

Obviously Heather's anonymous friend doesn't get photographed by the papz very much because he didn't know to look in the mirror before stepping out as he forgot to zip up his fly!!!

We can almost hear the papz giggling as they snap the oblivious man!!!

What meanies!

At least he'll never make that mistake again! LOLz!!!!

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

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8 comments to “Heather Locklear Steps Out With A Mystery Man AND His Wardrobe Malfunction!”

  1. 1

    What a mess; she looks nipped & tucked, pulled & stretched, and injected with Dr, Jiffy Lube's Priscilla Presley Automotive Grade Silicone…plus she back to DRINKING & DRUGGING; don't let her drive….

  2. 2

    Yes, he looks terrible. She also looks terrible. They remind me of fat couples who both wear sweatpants to dinner. Not a good look. Ever.

  3. jennifer says – reply to this


    Dr. Marc Mani, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon

  4. get realz says – reply to this


    Perez, really… Ur angelina outfit is much more of an insult than this, o if your gonna point out anything wrong with outfits or looks start wthy yourself cus u lose credibility pretending ur cool with ur ugly ass body and face. I know u lost weight naturally but might be time u choose plastic surgery

  5. 5

    FYI: Dr. Mani is also Courtney Stodden BOOB & EVERYTHING ELSE Doctor…

  6. shanghai says – reply to this


    Ha Ha put your hands up who has done that themselves at some time!!

  7. 7

    earth shattering gossip - well done douche bag perez

  8. Perezphillygirl says – reply to this


    This guy went on a blind date with one of the REal housewives of OC on like season 2 or so…. Loser!