That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Yes! Yes! We want the glorious Edward Cullen to be in every movie!!
Director David Cronenberg worked with Rob on last year's underwhelming Cosmopolis and he's at the helm once again!!
This time, we're confident their collaborative effort this time will be muy excellente!
Not that we care!!!
R-Patz could star in a Public Service Announcement about the importance of recycling car batteries and we'd still line up to see it, LOLz!!
[Image via WENN.]