That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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The marriage lasted 72 days.
The divorce battle? 536 days.
Kris Humphries apparently realized he was losing the case, and would most likely come out of it owing more money than before, so sources say they reached a confidential settlement to end the mess once and for all.
It's being reported that Kris will NOT show up to court today, but Kim will.
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