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Jerry Seinfeld's "Stand Up For A Cure" Routine Puts Martha Stewart To SLEEP!

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Uh-oh! Jerry Seinfeld may want to start thinking about freshening up his comedy routine!

Apparently, during his recent set at the Stand Up For a Cure benefit concert, held at Madison Square Garden in New York Wednesday night, his jokes had audience members dozing off instead of laughing!

Or, at least one very famous audience member, if we're being specific: Martha Stewart!

A witness who says they were sitting behind her reported:

“She's sleeping through the concert.”

Oopsie daisy!

To be fair, the domestic goddess DID own up to her tired eyes later on the evening, and was quick to assert that her sleepiness had nothing to do with Jerry's comedic stylingz!

Instead, she claims:

“Can’t go anywhere! I did catch myself doze off — nothing to do with the great comedy of Seinfeld — must have been the 5 a.m. wake-up call for the ‘Today’ show that morning! And the back-to-back meetings all day.”

Hey! Fair enough!

But regardless of her busy schedule, we think those lids of hers would have managed to stay open if it were Ryan Gosling on that stage, don't you?!

LOLz!

[Image via WENN.]

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5 comments to “Jerry Seinfeld's "Stand Up For A Cure" Routine Puts Martha Stewart To SLEEP!”



  1. 1

    I really enjoy JS, but you want to talk about someone who needs to freshen it up. I saw him twice in concert (4 years apart) and a little 5 minute standup he did on Leno a few years back and I was like come on already with the same jokes. Love the comedians site he has but it took so long to watch bc the site file is too huge and improperly loaded so I only got to see the one with Larry David. Ray Romano is like that too…watching his concert (saw it twice a couple years apart) is like watching Everybody loves raymond. Loved the show but come on!

  2. namers says – reply to this


    2

    I fell asleep reading this.



  3. 3

    Um, excuse yourself and stay home?

  4. Corey says – reply to this


    4

    God I love Martha…She can do whatever she wants!

  5. @v@ says – reply to this


    5

    Martha's note to self…no more of Snoop's green brownies before evening performances.