That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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Home Alabama Reese Witherspoon!
In case you missed the big news this weekend, Reese was pulled over and arrested in Atlanta on Friday with her husband, Jim Toth.
They were traveling in a car driven by Jim in the early hours of the morning when an officer pulled them over. The vehicle was spotted in the wrong lane, but things escalated beyond that when Reese got into words with the officer, pulling the all too famous line, "Do you know who I am?!"
Well, he told her did not care and Reese and Jim were both brought in — Reese was subsequently arrested and charged with disorderly conduct while Jim was booked for driving while intoxicated. They were briefly jailed before being freed on bond.
And this is what she looked like during her time in the joint!
My, my! Even when she's probably drunk as a skunk and facing jail time (only spent a few hours but still), she looks positively adorable. Or should we take that as a smug smile? And how did she get away with not looking into the camera? Or was she just too far gone to open her eyes?!
Listen, everyone gets into trouble now and again and Reese has always been a good girl and raised a good family.
We just hope this good girl hasn't gone BAD!
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