Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Hermione Granger, we barely recognize you!!
She was perfect as a wallflower perk and a totally adorbzies teacher's pet at Hogwarts, but we've never seen Emma Watson play a characeter quite like this!!!
She's vile! She's repulsive! She's…. aww, she's still so adorable!!!
Ch-ch-check out Emma dazzling like stolen jewelry in the official trailer for The Bling Ring (above)!
The flashy new flick is a true crime story following the group of glamorous young deviants who pillaged Hollywood's most high-profile homes in 2009!
Sofia Coppola is a brilliantly beloved director. We can't wait to see what kind of cameos she gets from the celebrities who were really robbed including Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, and Audrina Patridge!
The Bling Ring steals a spot in theaters on June 14!!!