One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
At this point it should go without saying, but we'll gladly repeat ourselves…
And we might have even MORE reason to be pumped to see a feature-length behind the scenes look at our sexy imaginary BFs.
Not only was Harry Styles ' drool-inducing pantsing extravaganza seen by thousands of fans, but the This Is Us camera crew was there to document the HOT Brit in all his nekkid glory.
"I pulled Harry's trousers down on stage one night. What I hadn't considered was that I might whip his pants off by accident too - which happened."
And what did red-faced Harry have to say about the prank??
The boybander admitted:
"Worst of all though, it was a night when the concert was being filmed for our new movie. If it stays in you'll see what I have to offer - in 3D."
Wait, it gets better!!!!
We've seen dapper Harry pantsed and unbuttoned in front of thousands against his will, but don't feel too bad for him because the 1Der gets naked BY CHOICE backstage.
Harry's seXXXy habit was proven thanks to an eyewitness account by Louis Tomlinson when he saw the hair flipping hottie try out Niall Horan's segway!!!
"Niall turned up recently at a gig with a Segway. We were all spinning about on it, then Harry decided to strip off and go streaking. He turned a few heads."
Turn a few heads??!
If we were there to see that, our heads would've turned so far they would've popped right off and into his arms!
Here's to hoping the This Is Us cameras were there to document every yummy X-rated moment!!!