Start spreading the news, R-Patz is
leaving today really friggin' HAWT!
Edward Cullen was spotted in New York City today, checking out of his fancy-schmancy hotel room with his designer bags in hand!
We know Cosmopolis bombed, but surely he's still cashing big enough Twilight royalty checks to pay a doorman to carry those bags!!
Sure, the heavy lifting looks sexy, but we wouldn't want him straining those beautiful bulging biceps, LOLz!!
As Robert Pattinson exited the the Lower East Side's Bowery Hotel this afternoon, looking like the world's seXXXiest hipster lumberjack, we couldn't help but notice his queen of love and light was nowhere to be found!!
Hurry back to El Lay, Mr. Cullen, we miss your sparkly presence!!!
[Image via Splash News.]